"Will this be weird?" 

Define Weird. Will we sing? Yes. Will we handle snakes? Absolutely not! Will there be coffee? Positively!

 

"What if I don't believe everything you believe?"

That's okay. Faith takes time. And, we don't pretend to have all the answers.

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"I haven't been to church since my grandma made me. Is that okay?"

Perfect! You'll fit right in with the other 50% of us.

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"What if my kid has a meltdown?"

We've seen it all. Seriously, One kid brought a lizard last week. You're fine.

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"Do I have to put money in that plate thing?"

Nope. That's for people who call ShoutChurch home. First-timers are our guests.

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"Can I just sit in the back and leave early?"

Sure, but fair warning - the coffee and conversations might make you want to stay.

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"What if I'm ______ (fill in the blank)."

If you're a human from this planet, you're welcome. 

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"Is this a cult?" 

No. We can't even get people to sign up for potlucks, consistently.